Monthly Archives: April 2008

Miscellany That Proves My Mind is Gone

Google Searches I Have Performed Today While At Work 38 weeks pregnant Late pregnancy headaches Early labor signs Pirate Treasure Map NC early voting zucchini nut bread recipe yoga relieve headaches safe headache relief late pregnancy **I have a headache … Continue reading

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SIXTH GRADE

PS Check out Wonder Woman for my post on the perils of Sixth Grade.

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Mistakes I Made in the Last 24 Hours

That second cookie at lunch.  Blech. Forgetting my heartburn pill last night.  What’s up, 3 am? Telling an employee that her new coworker was young enough to be her daughter.  D’oh.  (It’s a long story.) Forgetting to eat breakfast before … Continue reading

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Baby Free Bullet Points

I saw an ad today for an HR software system, and behind the text for the ad was a closeup shot of the pointy sharpened tips of a handful of colored pencils.  They were earth tones, smudgy, I could practically … Continue reading

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April Showers – Pix

P.S. to the post below – pictures will follow.  We’ve downloaded them all, I just have to be home to select the most interesting ones and upload them onto the site.   Some of them are a little distressing to … Continue reading

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April Showers

Why do they call it a shower, I wonder?   Obviously, the guest is showered with gifts and love.  But the guest could also be said to be flooded with gifts and love, or buried with gifts and love, or absolutely knocked … Continue reading

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Only Got One In Me

One . . . blog that is.  (And one baby, thank god, can’t imagine fitting two of these in here!)   Check it out.  I Wonder Women.  I tell you all about a side trip I took in Australia to … Continue reading

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Yoga-Earth-Mother Goddess Checks In

Baby Done Dropped   I do believe the baby has dropped (this means he’s dropped down a bit, his head engaged in the pelvic area and all ready to get squeezed out – totally normal behavior for a 37 week … Continue reading

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Gross One Sentence Story – The Wafer Thin Mint Fable Comes True

She had eaten too much for lunch, and upon returning to work her greatest fear was realized – her stomach burst in a fantastic explosion of guts, pizza, and the requisite daily 64 ounces of water, and when the air … Continue reading

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Detritus

Last night I slept deeply enough to dream, but woke enough times to remember them.   In my first dream, I was married to the bad news guy who I described in that lengthy and emotional post last July.  Ben … Continue reading

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